Guess Who Missed the Bus?
It’s readily apparent to most of us
The New Orleans mayor missed the bus,
Ordering those with cars to evacuate,
But those without to sit and wait;
To wait for busses that never came,
Never left the lot to Hizzoner’s shame.
Now water swirls around their wheels
While Mr. Mayor squirms and squeals,
And points the finger everywhere,
At others who the blame should bear.
Mr. Mayor needs to show some class
Take his own advice, get off his ass;
Quit blaming others and get to work,
Stop being a finger pointing jerk;
Act like a man, not a whimpering wuss,
Who fell asleep on the job and missed his bus.
How would Instapundit be different if Evil Glenn were a woman?
Glenn Reynolds Little Unknown Secret
Now this is a secret only Glenn and Internet Blogger Frank J of IMAO and of course Glenn’s Nanny know. You might think it was long ago when he was just a child. But alas the confusion still goes on even today. Glenn’s well-kept secret, ole Nanny Lillylibber, who was brought into the Reynolds family to try and coach Glenn on the art of being a man. Much like Al Gore did when he had to hire a consultant to show him how to be an Alpha male.
With Glenn’s tremendous success in life it had become even more important to leave no stone unturned. Glenn was having a series of nightmares causing him to awaken in a heavy sweat and crying out…. “I am a man, I am not an animal! I am not a woman!”.
After much discussion by the touchy feelie , Kumbaya singing Nanny Lillylibber, it was discovered that Glenn had been dreaming of his fondness for little doll graphics found on one of the Blogs on the internet. There was some confusion however as to the direction of his obsession. Was his interest in the dolls themselves simply as something humorous and fun, or his wanting to be one in person, or was it to have a relationship with a small well dressed insignificant graphic in the design of a woman?
The pressure was on, Glenn’s MO was that of a man, with the interests of a man. If any extreme changes to his MO would occur, such as the lighter touch and more foo foo interests that women have, would the passion still exist for his career, for his well known Blog and his writings? What about his writings would they change in attitude? There were so many things to consider and so little time.
And what about Nanny Lillylibber was she up to the task? After all she was not called Lillylibber for nothing. A typical liberal to the core, passing the buck and wanting big government to fix all the problems in a persons life.
Glenn decided to check out some of the Blogs that are owned by women, women with wonderful strong opinions and passions running deep for why America is a Free land. Women that love politics, and speak out using their Blogs to rant and cheer along the way.
Lo and behold as dear ole evil Glenn did this, the dark cloud over him of the obsession of the dolls slowly was leaving his inner feelings. He knew that no matter what gender he would have been born, a man or a woman, that passion for right vs. wrong would still be there. That his Instapundit would still have come to be, and people would still be quoting him (or not) in the not so true fashion that exists.
Yes, life would still be good. Glenn glanced down at one of the doll graphic’s he had saved to his hard drive and smiled, letting out a deep sigh…. “ Nanny Lillylibber you can pick up your check on your way out. My beliefs and passions are just fine and they don’t have to be labeled by gender. I guess the labeling is back in the Liberals corner where it belongs.”
As he got up from his computer he murmured under his breath….. “I think I would look great in that blue outfit with the thigh high boots.”
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INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
Boeing, Bell apologise for mosque attack ad
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Boeing Co. apologised on Friday for a mistakenly published advertisement for its V-22 Osprey aircraft showing troops dropping onto the roof of a mosque in what appears to be a simulated battle scene.
The ad, coming amid rising concern among Muslims over U.S. military action in Iraq and Afghanistan, prompted immediate complaints from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), which demanded the withdrawal of the campaign. The rest of the write up is HERE
A spokesman for CAIR said on Friday the group welcomed the companies’ swift response, but would press the issue of how such an ad came to be created.
I really hate it when anyone bows down to Cair. I think it is a good ad.
By MICHAEL WEISSENSTEIN, Associated Press Writer
NEW YORK – The fire department’s new Muslim chaplain abruptly resigned Friday after saying in a published interview that a broader conspiracy, not 19 al-Qaida hijackers, may have been responsible for the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Why am I not surprised!
“It became clear to him that he would have difficulty functioning as an FDNY chaplain,” Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta told reporters an hour before was to be officially sworn in. “There has been no prior indication that he held those views.”
Habib told Newsday in an interview published Friday that he was skeptical of the official version of the attack on the World Trade Center, which killed 343 firefighters.
“I’ve heard professionals say that nowhere ever in history did a steel building come down with fire alone,” he told the newspaper.
“It takes two or three weeks to demolish a building like that. But it was pulled down in a couple of hours,” he said. “Was it 19 hijackers who brought it down, or was it a conspiracy?”
The 30-year Guyana native joined the department as chaplain on Aug. 15 after the FDNY’s Islamic Society recommended him for the part-time position, which pays $18,000 a year.
Scoppetta said Habib, who was educated in Islamic law in Saudi Arabia and preaches at a New York mosque, had appeared qualified and passed a background check.
“It’s sad,” said Kevin James, a spokesman for the Islamic Society of Fire Department Personnel. “We had no idea those were his views. He’s entitled to his opinion but he’s not the right person for the chaplain.”
Well good grief! When is this kind of thing going to stop? Not only were we attacked on 9-11,but we all know that the attacks were happening long before that day.
Here are just a few….
1985 Italian cruise ship Achille Lauro
1988 Pan AM 103
1993 Feb, WTC bombed
1993 Oct, 18 US troops killed in Somalia
1996 Air Force complex bombed in Saudi.
1997 Iraq threatens to shoot down US planes.
1997 An Islamic militant opened fire on the observation deck of the
Empire State Building in New York/1998 US Embassies in Kenya
and Tanzania are bombed by Muslims.
2000 USS Cole bombed by Muslims.
Please, PLEASE stop the PC bull especially when it comes to the followers of Islam, the Mosques right here in the USA where they teach their hate and all the other things catering to them.
My nephew is a fireman in New York, Engine 205. He lost many friends that were firefighters and Chiefs as well from his station on September 11,2001.
We all know that Al Jazeera is pro terrorist. Allouni (one of their journalists) was found guilty of “collaboration with a terrorist organization”. Like well…. DUH!
News editor Ahmad al-Shaikh has condemned his sentence, calling it “a black day in the history of Spanish justice” and a “dangerous” and “unprecedented action” in the history of journalism.
Read more about it here.
This does not surprise me. But what shocked me was when Al Jazeera was invited and came to the political conventions last year.
Democrats character assassination is a routine matter with them. Because Democrats cannot win on their own character and stand on issues, they have to degrade others with lies and slander. It is as normal to the Democrats to do this as breathing is to being alive. It is as simple as evil desperate to destroy good. And as devastating as ones life and what a person stands for being destroyed in every
Democrats are well known for this. How could we ever forget the FBI files that Bill and Hillary had on everyone that just might differ from them or confront them in anyway. How many times in the past have those of us been on a forum and been attacked in a vile way by the left, threats made to us as we simply posted facts about the Clinton’s during their regime in our White House.
What does this say about Tom Delay? It tells us that Tom Delay, just by being the man he is threatens the Democrats and their agenda. It tells us that the hate from the left is so deep, such a part of their DNA that they probably cannot even sleep at night till they take him out, destroy him, slander him till maybe he has enough.
Tom Delay is an very effective person in the things he does, and the Democrats hate that. But of course! But instead of debate in a healthy way, instead of political argument and discourse of differences, the Democrats would rather seek out and destroy the character of the one that opposes them and is effective in what he or she does.
Tom Delay is a Christian, Bush is a Christian and boy howdy the left hates that. Hmmmm sound familiar? Reminds me of how Islam hates Christians and Jews. Islam wants us dead and their beliefs are delivered by the terrorists, the followers of Islam. The Democrats hate Christians and Jews and their beliefs are delivered by the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Move on.org and all the various hate groups that Sorros money supports. And the Democrats TRULY hate Tom Delay!
Democrats have nothing to offer America but a bunch of lies and spewing of hate toward anyone that has substance. What they are saying about Tom Delay is nothing more then allegations! They have no proof, NONE!
Add in the Media factor… the Media doing their normal slander of a good man, as they follow like robots on the road to Dem-dumptyville. The script written and delivered by the Democratic party and pushed to nauseam by the press and Media.
Ya’ want proof on a politician?
Senator Ted Kennedy, killed Mary Joe Kopechne then left her in the water to drown while he went and sobered up for ten hours.
U.S. District Court Judge Susan Weber Wright issued an unprecedented contempt citation against Clinton in April 1999, ordering the president to pay almost $80,000 to the Dallas, Texas law firm that represented Paula Jones and $9,484 to the Rutherford Institute, which assisted with the Jones case. The citation was for “willful failure to obey this court’s discovery order,” (lying under oath) while he was giving a deposition in January 1998 as part of the Paula Jones sexual harassment suit. He was also ordered to pay $1200 to cover the cost of Justice Wright’s visit to D.C. at the President’s lawyer’s request. This in addition to the $850,000 Clinton agreed to pay to settle the lawsuit. He also had to agree to accept disbarment by the Arkansas Supreme Court for five years.
He has been the most enthusiastic supporter of Israel in the U.S. Congress. He has stood with Israel against terrorism and international anti-Semitism without reservation or fear. This is a man with more moral decency in his little finger than his detractors have in their whole bodies.
A man who gets things done in Washington and the poor whining Democrats truly hate that.
The Dems know that if they can get rid of Tom Delay they can then turn their energies on stopping every policy, every bill stopped, and every nominee, halted and not get anywhere. It will aid the Dem’s in not allowing the Republican party to get things done while they are in the majority.
So no the butler did not do it. The character assassination blood letting is dripping off the hands of the Democratic party. And it is not only directed at Tom Delay it is aimed at all Republican’s.
At Blackfive I just read that the group trying to turn the WTC Memorial into a Hate America Memorial has lost. This is great news!
We are very pleased to announce that Governor Pataki has announced the removal of the International Freedom Center (IFC) from Ground Zero. Read more at Michelle Malkin.
The IFC has repeatedly claimed that the center’s purpose is to present mankind’s “ongoing struggle for freedom,” yet nowhere in the report nor in past statements can I find anything about the ongoing struggle against Islamism, the fundamentalist, anti-freedom ideology that motivated the Taliban to oppress Afghanis and harbor al Qaeda murderers, that motivates Saudi Arabia to deny women the right to vote, that motivates Iranian mullahs to hang homosexuals and sponsor terrorists, that motivates Palestinian suicide bombers to slaughter Jews, that fuels a global jihad, and — most relevant to Ground Zero — it’s the ideology that motivated the 9/11 terrorists.
Thanks to 9/11 family member Debra Burlingame, Robert Shurbet and so many others at Take Back the Memorial for all their hard work.
Over at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, an email is posted from MGySgt Kuzniak, a Marine serving in Iraq.
“I think you would be amazed at the morale of the young military people here. I know I am. I’ve been in for over 28 years and I have seen good and bad. These youngsters are getting the job done in a way I would never have imagined. They go on convoys, get shot at or have IEDs go off, then they return still in high spirits. The trick here is to convince the bad guys they have been beat. The idiots at the peace rallies are what’s really hurting since the stated goals of the insurgents is to break down public support for the war in the US. I heard the other day that 52% of the people back home think we are losing. I would be worried if it was 1995 and this was the case, but Bush doesn’t govern via polls like Clinton did. That’s one thing we all appreciate about the president; he sticks to the plan.”
Thank you MGySgt Kuzniak for your service to our country! Thank you for all you do!
Gosh I love great graphics, awesome stickers and people that appreciate a one of kind statement or quote.
One of America’s Heroes….Lt.Gen.Russel Honore…..at a press conference regarding the Hurricane Katrina.
Honore: You are stuck on stupid. I’m not going to answer that question. We are going to deal with Rita. This is public information that people are depending on the government to put out. This is the way we’ve got to do it. So please. I apologize to you, but let’s talk about the future. Rita is happening. And right now, we need to get good, clean information out to the people that they can use. And we can have a conversation on the side about the past, in a couple of months.
This was posted at Ranting Right Wing Howler and I want to show it to you. I would love one of these in a sticker if they have them made up someplace. Tah dah!
Thank God for men like Lt.Gen.Russel Honore. Just one more example of how truly awesome our military is and the kind of person that serves our country.
Thanks again Right Wing Howler