05 Jan

The 2012 Nancy Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition




source : Iowahawk
It’s in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You’re a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It’s that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.
All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again — with a vengeance.


Wild Thing’s comment………
LOL this is funny. I can see it now, one of these cars pulling up and all the democrats in Congress getting out of it, like a clown car.

……Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
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Lynn says:

I can’t put a family in that!
All these little cars–what do you do with kids and kids school projects and kids things and your things?
They don’t think before they act, do they?
I hate those stupid little cars.
Death traps on wheels.

Eden says:

Yeah, just get in my way when I’m driving my 13 mpg if I’m careful 1996 extended cab dually. Squish! (one of my pet peeves, people in little cars who pass you and pull right back in front of you like they are NASCAR racing. For crying out loud, give me some space, I can’t stop on a dime, especially with a 39 ft. trailer).
I lurve me some Iowahawk, always good stuff there, thanks!

James M says:

LOL…now I can go to work with a smile on my face.

Jack says:

Volvo has some new competition. I can see it now, baskets tied on the sides all filled with kids, chickens and pigs inside, get that order in for one now now before it replaces the Lambretta in Asia. Do it for Giai.

Les says:

There is a joke about an elephant being a mouse built to government specs. Well, Democrats in the White House and Congress taking over the Big Three US auto companies will create a fleet of tiny “green” cars that because of efficiency requirements will be so light weight and flimsy that they will be unsafe at any speed.

JohnE PFC U.S. Army says:

Y’all might want to find a good Rucksack. You’ll be able to fit more than you could fit in that car plus the car itself and still have room left over. Probably wouldn’t weigh that much either.