Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree
MyFox Boston
Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen’s Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire on Saturday disguised as a tree!
The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller. The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded.
Manchester Police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt. …and tree branches.
Wild Thing’s comment…………
LMAO I can’t help it. I am so sorry he robbed the bank that is awful. But………
OK…………I can’t resist…………… awful puns to follow………….. hahahaha
* I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy isn’t right.
* His last words as he walked out of the bank were reportedly, “I’m going to make like a tree and leave.”
* I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out.
* He had to be seen to be believed be leaved!
* Did he say, this is a stick up? Or…….“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”
* Bark is worse than his bite.
Ok I am done, I feel better now. hahahahahaha Nick is much better at puns than I am. LOL
Bwahahaha, there are dumber things than a Moose, I’ve seen them put their forehead against a small tree where they can see around it on both sides with their eyes and they think they’re hiding. Sorta like “Mister Invisible” here.
I guess it takes all kinds to make a world, but dressed as a tree? This one must have lost all his “nuts!”
I never saw a guy who wood do something like this. He was probably board. He needs to take a fall; send him to prison for rest.
Maybe he was trying to get hold of some of his carbon credits?
Dressing up as a tree! He must be “bark”ing….
Is Al Gore going to save him?
Where is a chain saw when you need one?
Wouldn’t it be easier to get a job ?
I guess Burnam Wood needed cash to get to Dunsinane.
I guess he needed a hug. (Get it? Tree-hug? Oh, never mind.)
LOL you all are so wonderful!!!!!!!!
(((((hug))))))
Jack haha maybe that is what he had in mind.
Darth, oh Chip ‘N Dale, hahaha
Lynn, he has to be, I agree. And why on earth did someone with tree branches duck taped to himself get all the way to the teller to ask/demand for money. That is weird too. hahahha
Rhod, yes he could use some much needed rest jail, maybe even a padded cell so he doesn’t hurt himself.
fidothedog, hahaha something huh.
Steve, great idea LOL, this robber could be a project for Al Gore.
Tom, that would have been so pefect…..when the teller handed him the money to hold up a chainsaw in the other hand. Well it might be heavy but still great idea.
Mark,that is odd, I wonder why he wouldn’t want a job instead of this kind of thing.
Trish, Hahahahahhaa good one yess I did get it.
Being a tree, of course, why did he want all that paper money? Wouldn’t that be like treeson?