7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 – 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding–Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan– Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender–French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay–Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore, future Supreme Court nominee
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers– Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals– John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
That has totaly cracked me up.
Don’t forget the announcement for the new Abu Grahib memorial, to be built on the former WTC site…
When either political party has a convention, it is a circus. The RNC has not done any great favors for true Conservatives, one of several reasons the Repubs took a beating in the last election.
The whole Republican Party right now has the leadership of a lemming migration.
12:20 AM. Splash.
1:40 Am, Ted shows up at the local police station with another neck brace, soaking wet and smelling like a fish…Hmmm maybe he did drive her home or maybe both.
No no this can’t be nobody is that desparate.
Jack H., giggle glad you liked it.
Cousin Dave, oh yes that one too. Thanks
Rhod, good one, and that splash would not bother me at all if it happened. heh heh
Mark, hahaha …”smelling like fish”…..and yes he sure does love his neck brace.
He is so horrible and guilty as heck.
Tom, they are a circus, both parties conventions. I watch them, both of them every time. The best thing about the last one for the RNC was a Denmocrat, Zell Miller. How sad is that really that our side couldn’t give a roaring speech like that one. I will remember that speech as long as I live.
Now that’s funny!
The best part of the RNC convention was the ‘Singing Policeman’ Danny Rodequez sang Amazing Grace, without accompaniment. That was a class act.
What? NAMBLA doesn’t get face time? Always new that the DNC was a right wing facist group in disguise.
What? NAMBLA doesn’t get face time? Always knew that the DNC was a right wing facist group in disguise.
Must I always remind you, YOU got to lock that back door, if not all the critters git in heaya and everybody knows those critters have diseases, so we will just have to shoot’em.
Wildthing, that cracked me up that bad I had to take a break…lol..lol.
After I recovered I pinched it and put it on another board…this one is generating a lot of heat between the Dems and Republican posters on the board…and I palced your blogsite there too…;)
Sierrahome Hi and thank you.
Mark oh wow thank you, I had forgotten about Danny Rodequez, he was awesome.
Mark, Hahahahahaahahhaa
Your righht I keep forgetting to lock that back door. hahaha
Lyn in Australia, thanks for doing that. I am glad you like it.