Democrats Are Mentally Unhinged

I have a plan before I didn’t have a plan.
No. Wait.
I had a plan before I have a plan.
Uh…
First I didn’t have a plan, then I had one.
Now where did I put that thing.

Actual comment by Kerry….

“No matter how brave our soldiers are, no matter how valiant, no matter what their caring,” said US Senator John Kerry, pictured here, “Our soldiers cannot bring democracy to Iraq at the barrel of a gun.” Opposition Democrats used President George W. Bush’s secret visit to Iraq as an opportunity to renew their calls for speedy end to America’s military involvement there.

Actual quote…….”Have you had enough of a war that is failing to make America more secure?..Democrats will accomplish this with civility, honesty, and fiscal responsibility because on the very first day, we will pass a reform package, Honest Leadership, Open Government, to make the most corrupt, closed Congress in history into the most open and honest one. We will pass our civility package, which will turn the Congress into an arena of ideas instead of an auction house where legislation goes to the highest bidder.”

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Where’s an exorcist when you need one? Quick, someone bring me a drink!

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