I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’
Immediately the radio responded with:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
Barack Hussein Obama
Damn I love this truck …
Wild Thing’s comment…….
LMAO good one!!
….Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Reminds me of Ozzy trying to get his voice-activated radio to work in his car. The radio couldn’t understand him any better than the rest of us.
Jim he’s the pits aint he ? Now they got these cars talking to you,the GPS system and on-board monitoring “your rear tires are 15 pounds underinflated”…”your Oil is 1/2 quart low”.
Jim, hahhahaha yes it does.