T.G.I.F. How About A Little Of This and That

Olympics?

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The LOOK says it all!

……Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: “Retreat, Hell”
VN 66-67

Stupidity Knows No Bounds

Mohammeds’ rightful place in Heaven
A devout Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates.
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks.
‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up,’
and he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter,
he climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.’
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and,
yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,
‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Jesus…You will find Mohammed higher up.’
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher once again,
he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps,
as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
‘No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..
Would you like a coffee?’
‘Yes, please, my Lord’
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
‘Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!’

……Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion – 1st Aviation Brigade – Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam

I THINK this is a stuffed animal that looks like their dog. I hope so I would have to think the er um 1st “Lady” would carry a dog like this.

…. Thank you Eden for sending this to me.

Circle of oFiles
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function
where Barack Obama istrying to gather more
support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bushs home area,
he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern
drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says,
“Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well,
yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve
never heard of circle flies.”
“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle
flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle
flies because they’re almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
“Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, Sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much
respect for the citizens of this country to
call their President a horse’s ass.”
“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins
rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best
Texas drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.”

…..Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 – Dec 67

To my fellow “Old Dogs”
One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, ‘Oh, no! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?’
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’ says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!’
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says…
‘Where’s that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story…
Don’t mess with the old dogs… age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

….Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai ’68 -’69
67-69
Jack’s blog is Conservative Insurgent

PELOSI AND THE POPE
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on a stage together in front of a huge crowd.
However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to make this time
more interesting, Nancy said to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little
wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”
He said, “Really? Show me.”
She waved.
Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd cheered wildly.
The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.
The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he could
do to answer her stunt. “That was impressive,” the Pope said, “but did you know that
with just one little wave of my hand I can make almost every person in this country
go crazy with joy? What’s more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of this day,
and they will rejoice.”
The Speaker doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, “One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.”
So,……. the Pope slapped her.