07 May

Two Terrorists Killed By Their Own Bomb ~ LOL

MULTI-NATIONAL DIVISION – NORTH
101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION
TIKRIT , IRAQ (FOB SPEICHER)
APO AE 09363
May 7, 2006
TIKRIT, Country – Two terrorists were killed May 6 near Tikrit when the improvised explosive device they were attempting to emplace detonated.
An explosive ordnance disposal team investigated the site of the explosion and determined that the two artillery shells that composed the bomb detonated while one of the men was placing it along the road, killing both men.
Evidence gathered by Iraqi police officers at the scene led them to the home of one of the bombers where the officers discovered equipment used to make the IED.
Wild Thing’s comment…….
Sounds like they were trained by Zarqawi. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha…….I love a happy ending.
“Now, hook up the red wire”
“The yellow wire?”
“No, the red one. No wait…..”

TomR says:

Grasp grenade
Pull pin
Throw pin
Put grenade in your pocket

Wild Thing says:

Tom heh heh but of course the ole how to instructions and you found them. hahahaha Love it Tom!

Rhod says:

Artillery shells. Wow. Even a single 105 would probably vaporize a body at that range. What happens if you show up in Allah Heaven in a zip lock? Does He just put you in the pantry? Or a cooler? Or just flush you. We need a mullah opinion over here.

Wild Thing says:

“What happens if you show up in Allah Heaven in a zip lock?”
ROTFLMAO oh my gawd hilarious!