“Dear IRS,
I’m sorry to inform you that I’m not going to be able to pay the taxes owed on April 15th, but all is not lost.
I paid these taxes, accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gas tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city tax, school and county property tax up to 33% the last four years. Real estate tax, Social Security tax, road use tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, sales franchise tax, state unemployment tax, federal excise tax, telephone tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle tax, registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Mexico sales tax and many more I can’t recall and I’ve run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15th, just know that it was an honest mistake. Please treat me the same as the way you’ve treated Congressman Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, ex-congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss, Timothy Geithner. No penalties, no interest.
PS, I’ll make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Ed Barnett, Wichita Falls.
God bless you, Ed.
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Wild Thing’s comment………
LOL this is great and it sure feels like this. I love how it is stated, and I am going to show this to the women that does our taxes, she is not only a Republican but also a Conservative which makes it really neat when we go see her once a year, we always talk politics. She told me she loves reading all of your comments here.
More scary news is Obama is not done yet, there will be another stimulus package coming up, son of Stinulus.
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….Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Chrissey,whats a yeat?? all i could find was yellow jack-def. is name given to a sailer for yellow fever :{).
Also on Cavuto, was some guy who started selling, red ‘Tax Cheat’ Stamps. His website is Taxcheatstamps.com.
He is now being audited by the IRS, seems Timmy, the ‘Tax Cheat’ Geithner was the inspiration for the website and the red Tax Cheat stamp.
Chief, LOL hahaha thank you. That was a typo.I fixed it.
Hahahahaha Good one, yes I have no idea what that word would have been either.
Mark, how funny, I bet he sells lots of stamps.
That is good news about Geithner.
A 70,000 page tax code and we taxpayers are supposed to know all the laws. We honest folks make a mistake and we are fined a penalty. A politician or a member of the political inner circle cheats and they are promoted.
AS Wild Thing stated yesterday, we are getting an imperial government.
Remember Team Theodore that GMAN Elliot Ness took down Chicago gangster Al Capone – on tax evasion!
– The Untouchables 2009-2016?
Tom, I would be terrible at doing my own taxes. I am so afraid of them coming after me. haha I am not a wiz at Math at all. I prefer to count on my fingers for one thing. haha
Your so right one mistake and we pay a fine. sheesh
Darth, yes he sure did.
Dialing Elliot now as we speak. heh heh