And the Lord spoke, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
Wild Thing’s comment……..
For something non political haha
muslim grenade instructions;
1. grasp grenade in left(shit wiping)hand
2. pull pin with right hand
3. release spoon(lever)
4. count to three
5. throw pin
Holy Monty Python. For another non political bit of Monty Python humor.
fish slapping dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI&feature=related
Tom, LMAO good one!
Les, hahaahahhaha good one!