We all know O’Vomit is a walking talking piece of shit so it’s only appropriate that the national bird of messixico land on his face for a sumptous shit dinner.
Awhile back, out in the hinterlands of Texas; a politician was passing through, gathering crowds so he could deliver his spiel. A fly began buzzing around his head, visibly upsetting the politician. An old rancher said: “That Horses ass fly is giving you hell, isn’t it?”
The politician replied: “Didn’t know that was what they’re called but he is a problem.”
The fly kept flying around, and the rancher said:
“Not much you can do about them Horses Ass flies, is there?”
Politician sez: “Why do you call them Horses Ass Flies?”
Rancher sez: “Cuz they fly around a horses ass all the time.”
Politician sez: “You calling me a Horses ass?”
Rancher sez: “No siree, I wouldn’t call you that, but it is pretty hard to fool them flies.”
When he leaves how many time will they havet o fumigate the place to get rid of all the flies anc cockroaches.
We all know O’Vomit is a walking talking piece of shit so it’s only appropriate that the national bird of messixico land on his face for a sumptous shit dinner.
Awhile back, out in the hinterlands of Texas; a politician was passing through, gathering crowds so he could deliver his spiel. A fly began buzzing around his head, visibly upsetting the politician. An old rancher said: “That Horses ass fly is giving you hell, isn’t it?”
The politician replied: “Didn’t know that was what they’re called but he is a problem.”
The fly kept flying around, and the rancher said:
“Not much you can do about them Horses Ass flies, is there?”
Politician sez: “Why do you call them Horses Ass Flies?”
Rancher sez: “Cuz they fly around a horses ass all the time.”
Politician sez: “You calling me a Horses ass?”
Rancher sez: “No siree, I wouldn’t call you that, but it is pretty hard to fool them flies.”