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Now what do I do??!!

……Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion – 1st Aviation Brigade – Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam

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‘Kick me in the ass’
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, ‘Well, I’m a Southerner, so I’d like one last plate of fried chicken.’
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, ‘Now I can die content.’
Charlie Gibson said, ‘I’m living in ‘ New York, so I’d like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.’
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.’
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, ‘Now I can die happy.’
The leader turned and said, ‘And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
‘Kick me in the ass,’ said the Marine.
‘What?’ asked the leader, ‘Will you mock us in your last hour?’
‘No, I’m NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,’ insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, ‘Why didn’t you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?’
‘What?’ replied the Marine, ‘and have you three ass holes report that I was the aggressor…..?
SEMPER FI !

….Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67

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* This week we celebrate a special birthday:*
Monica Lewinsky turns 36. ( she turned 36 on August 23)
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White
House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast .. ..

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Is sex work?
A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it
was “pleasure?”
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, “Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure.”
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them.”
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Navy sailor.

….Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai ’68 -’69
67-69
Jack’s blog is Conservative Insurgent

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Redneck Play Station: Enjoy! LOL I did this a few times hahahha The first time I sucked at it. hahahahaha
PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW ………….. heh heh
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html

…..Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 – Dec 67