30 Jul

Pelosi: ” I’m trying to save the planet”






George Carlin “Save the Planet???”



Pelosi: ‘I’m trying to save the planet’
Politico
Just call her Nancy the Navigator.
“I have always loved longitude,” Nancy Pelosi says before breaking into laughter. “I love latitude; it’s in the stars. But longitude, it’s about time. … Time and clocks and all the rest of that have always been a fascination for me.”
“The Geographer,” Jan Vermeer’s portrait of a Dutch mapmaker staring out a window with a sea chart before him, is a favorite of the House speaker. But mostly, Pelosi is drawn to the explorers of the Age of Discovery — Balboa, Magellan, Vasco da Gama — all struggling at sea without an accurate way to measure East-West progress. And she is fascinated by the historic melding of science and politics in the race to find a solution, the modern chronometer — much as today’s world seeks answers such as an electric car battery in the energy debate that now consumes both Pelosi and Congress.
“Whoever makes that discovery, rules,” she says.
Eighteen months after taking power, the California Democrat will need to summon all her own navigation skills for the waters ahead.
She hit the national television circuit Monday with her new book, “Know Your Power: A Message to America’s Daughters.” Next month, she’ll chair the convention in Denver that will nominate Barack Obama — “the next president of the United States. I feel very certain of that,” Pelosi says.
Yet with this success comes new danger — like explorers lost at sea without longitude. Until now, Pelosi has been perceived as a counterweight to President Bush. But after the Democratic convention in Denver, and going into November, voters will take a closer measure of her performance — and fairness — since Democrats could very well be the new ruling party, controlling Congress and the White House in January.

“I’m trying to save the planet; I’m trying to save the planet,” she says impatiently when questioned. “I will not have this debate trivialized by their excuse for their failed policy.”

“I respect the office that I hold,” she says. “And when you win the election, you win the majority, and what is the power of the speaker? To set the agenda, the power of recognition, and I am not giving the gavel away to anyone.”

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Hmmmmm, I wonder which planet she is talking about….heh heh


“On our home planet we call Nancy ‘glphmxtx’, because she’s so stupid and mean, our birth-rate had dropped to near zero and everyone’s lawn was dying……she’s your problem now.”

Wild Thing’s comment………
Let’s see now, Obama is going to save Humanity and Pelosi the planet.
“I’m trying to save the planet; I’m trying to save the planet,” she says impatiently
I noticed recently that Pelosi always repeats sentences in an irritated, nervous manner. She can’t form a comprehensible sentence.
I am so tired of these idiotic Democrats that have egos larger than God. Half wits who bask in the illusion of their intelligence. The Democrat jackass should be replaced with the word “narcissism.” She’s trying to save the planet while in reality she may not know which way is up if you asked her quickly.
She should immediately reduce her carbon footprint by ceasing all CO2 respirations!

John says:

Trying to save the planet????? Who the hell does she think she is….God?????? Sorry—she fails miserably at her current job so how does she think she even remotely qualifies for a higher position!!!!!
This stupid bitch better start thinking about saving this country first or she isn’t going to have a “power” position to save anything, especially her own ass!!!!
Now I know why I dislike Liberals so much…..they are stupid, stupid, stupid!!! Oops…..repeating myself!!!! Yikes….it’s contagious!!!!
How can the people of this country be so naive and keep electing idiots like Pelosi into office????

Mark says:

Im going to save the planet, Im going to save the planet…. Chorus: ‘We’re off to see the Wizard , the wonderful wizard of Oz.’ Her and her little dog Harry.
This woman doesn’t have clue one. She remembers an oil from the 60’s and this had damaged he faith in ‘Big Oil’ doesn’t matter that it was cleaned up and it hasn’t happened since…Oh no.
So she like her ilk, believe in the tooth fairy, and free lunches. like a battery that will run a car all day, and whoever discovers that will rule. She is a total ninkompoop, nitwit, who hasn’t the first idea of what she is talking about.
In her little world of fantasy, and Coom-by-ya all things are possible… Her fantasy world doesn’t extend beyond the four walls of her office. Because if it did she might get the idea that there is no free lunch, and there is a physical law known as the Law of conservation of energy…Ergo no free lunch, aka “You don’t get sometihng for nothing”. She is not alone in her cryptic belief that someone out there can invent a Battery that will last froever, McCain has made similar rediculous statements.
So the pie in the sky scenario must be habbit forming when you have all the power you need, live in a place like Washington D.C. better known as Oz, and you must save the planet and us little people from ourselves

Cheryl Zee says:

Pelosi needs medication and a long rest- don’t they have a psych hospital near DC?? This really cracked me up!!! LOVE the Alien calling her Nancy ‘glphmxtx’ LMFAO!!! John and Mark-“repeating myself!!!! Yikes….it’s contagious!!!!” are very funny this morning- got a good laugh to start the day!!! ‘Her little dog Harry ” LOL!!!!!!

Jack says:

U.N. Senator Pelosi’s law of conservation of mass/matter: The resurrecting of yesterday’s non solutions for today’s problems and the application of moral equivalency to rationalize the inadequacy of her party’s failures, never admitting when you are wrong and creating a new crisis to cover up the one just discarded. I think that applies to both parties, the Democrat and the Communist parties.

Wild Thing says:

John, LOL I LOVE your comment!

Wild Thing says:

Mark, LOL hahahahahaa good one!!
“Chorus: ‘We’re off to see the Wizard , the wonderful wizard of Oz.’ Her and her little dog Harry.”
Oz is a perfect name for Washington D.C.

Wild Thing says:

Cheryl, hahaahaha yes whatever she is on I don’t want any, and if she is out of it she better get some more. hahahaha
“Pelosi needs medication and a long rest- don’t they have a psych hospital near DC??”

Wild Thing says:

Jack, yes and the names you gave the parties sure fits.

cuchieddie says:

Oh jeez I wish it was legal to eliminate politicians, we’d be a much better place if it were so. No politician would dare to put his/her own interests ahead of the peoples needs and wishes.

Wild Thing says:

Cuchieddie, I will second that idea.

Lynn says:

Save the Planet? Who does she think she is?
I know…she’s Gaia!!
It’s just like a dummycrap to tax us into oblivion to save a pygmy hippo somewhere in the middle of Timbuktu instead of spending our taxes wisely here at home.
This woman has lost ALL her marbles!!!!!!!!!
She’s trying to save what’s left of her party (less than 10% approval for congress!)by saying things she thinks makes her look good. She should have NEVER been Speaker of the House! NEVER!!!!!! She has fouled up in every way. The speaker DOES NOT call her boss “A Failure in every way.” What a moron!

The Ethics Cleanser 08 says:

Welcome to the 2006 version of Planet of the Apes V and no costumes nor make-up required!