U.S. Capitol Full of Crap
Washington
People around the country have long complained that politicians are full of it. Now their workplace is too. The story, apparently broken by Roll Call, is that on Wednesday, workers found at least three piles of poo (yes, actual poo) in the hall on the Senate side of the building, and possibly some more in a gallery overlooking the Senate chamber.
There have been piles of questions about this – some have speculated it was an accident by a kid (who must have really had to go), that it was some political statement by one or more adults judging by the sheer amount of doody, or maybe it was brought from elsewhere since nobody spotted the offender(s) in action. The Capitol Police (and unfortunate janitors) have no suspects yet.
Can anybody on the Hill give us some more info?
In any case, we really hope that someone gets to the bottom of this.
Wild Thing’s comment……
How disgusting but hilarious at the same time. The 21st century version of the Boston Tea Party. Oh gosh think of all the one liners for this one. hahahahhaa I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am…loudly. Their ALL full of crap. I’ll bet if they look at it very closely, they will find their name tags are still attached.
Illegals, making the poo that Americans won’t.
John Kerry reporting for doody.
Flush the Senate
Ted Kennedy and his Bean Burritos?
Hemorrhoid Harry has lost all control.
Nancy Pelosi and her irritable bowel syndrome.
Murtha’s Mound of manure.
It was me and I don’t give a shit
Lynn, LOL good ones.
All these things lately happening that I never would have dreamed of even in a nightmare. haha
Cuchieddie, hahaahhaahhahahaha
“Hey Chewbacca…It looks like shiite…smells like shiite…feels like shiite….I’m glad we didn’t STEP in it!” Dirty Harry Reid is soooo full of it that he uses Q-Tips to relieve his constipation!
– Wookie Up Death Star II