Given the chance, I wouldn’t put it past him. I can see the headline now, “Santa found dead in Washington park”….. Santa was found dead today from a gunshot wound to the head in an apparent suicide. Investigators are at a loss to explain where the keys to Santa’s sleigh are if he in fact drove to the park by himself. Also, despite an exhaustive search of the park, the largest in the history of the FBI, the fatal bullet has not been found. Thousands of bullets have been recovered,some dating back to the Civil War but not the bullet that killed Santa.
Police have spoken with the Clinton’s,who were the last people to see Santa alive. In a statement released today by the Clinton family attorney, Bill was quoted as saying, “We are deeply saddened by the loss of Mr. Claus. Santa, or Chris as he used to like me to call him, was at our house just last night. He seemed a little upset over global warming and the loss of the snowpack at the pole but I though he was OK. We will miss him dearly…..DEVELOPING….
Billy
Billy I wouldn’t be surprised either, the Clintons do have that long list of people that are dead surrounding their rise to power and their determination to stay there.
“Santa’s missing list discovered by aide in Clinton bedroom”………LMAO oh yes I remember. heh heh
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Given the chance, I wouldn’t put it past him. I can see the headline now, “Santa found dead in Washington park”….. Santa was found dead today from a gunshot wound to the head in an apparent suicide. Investigators are at a loss to explain where the keys to Santa’s sleigh are if he in fact drove to the park by himself. Also, despite an exhaustive search of the park, the largest in the history of the FBI, the fatal bullet has not been found. Thousands of bullets have been recovered,some dating back to the Civil War but not the bullet that killed Santa.
Police have spoken with the Clinton’s,who were the last people to see Santa alive. In a statement released today by the Clinton family attorney, Bill was quoted as saying, “We are deeply saddened by the loss of Mr. Claus. Santa, or Chris as he used to like me to call him, was at our house just last night. He seemed a little upset over global warming and the loss of the snowpack at the pole but I though he was OK. We will miss him dearly…..DEVELOPING….
Billy
……UPDATE…..Santa’s missing list discovered by aide in Clinton bedroom……..
You get the idea
Billy
giggle so glad you like it Linda
Billy I wouldn’t be surprised either, the Clintons do have that long list of people that are dead surrounding their rise to power and their determination to stay there.
“Santa’s missing list discovered by aide in Clinton bedroom”………LMAO oh yes I remember. heh heh