Congratulations Justice Alito

BEST Producer: Geroge W. Bush..he packaged the whole enchilada by winning in 2004 and keeping his campaign promise to appoint conservative nominees..
BEST Director: Karl Rove. I mean, is there ANY doubt here?
BEST Actor: Samuel Alito, for his portrayal of Jack Webb as a judge…strong, silent, nary a smile, nor a scowl..”Just the facts, senator”
BEST Actress:The lady in the bright red suit who was seen sheparding Alito around the halls and corridors of Congress. He did not get lost, did not miss ONE appointment with a senator. And her photogenic presence helped draw attention to the fact that Alito was indeed “making the rounds. “Ergo..she gets much of the credit.
BEST Screenplay: John Roberts. He wrote the script, which Alito followed faithfully..
BEST Supporting Actress: Martha Alito. She stole the picture with a brief, though very poignant tear-filled scene. What a dear woman she is!!
BEST Supporting Actor Sen Tom Coburn. His short, though powerful comments during the hearing, in defense of the unborn stood in stark contrast to the Democrats’ plaintive defense of “choice.”
BEST Musical Score: The “Gang of 14” They wrote a hit song, though when it was first released it was derided in most of the red states, it ultimately began a hit, and the 14 all sang from the same page almost all the time…
And now, because “politics ain’t beanbag”,here are the nominees for that title……
Not so oddly, it’s really difficult. It’s a target rich environment.
First,Kerry and Orca are not losers her, per se. They accomplished their mission. They were determined to stake out the left-wing fringe of the Dem party, and attach it to Kerry as he tries again in 2008. The patient, i.e. the Dem party..may ultimately die, but this operation was a success..
Harry Reid proved yet again that his word is worthless, and that he cannot control his caucus..
Joe Biden proved yet again that Mark Levin’s discription of him as the “dumbest man in the Senate” is far too kind. It should at the least be expanded to cover all of Congress..and considering the moonbats in the House, that goes a far ways..
Pat Leahy….Well, twice now he’s led his troops into battle, and both times they’ve got their asses whupped. Hello! Hello?