Theodore's World

He is the most delusional arrogant man in the world.

He lives vicariously through himself.

When he was young, he was perturbed when Doctors weren't waiting for him in the examination room.

Every time he goes for a swim in the ocean, dolphins disappear, they don't want to understand him.

He once sought to give the commencement speech —at his own college graduation ceremony.

He is the most delusional arrogant man in the world.

He's received college degrees from Ivy League universities without written transcripts,

Promotions from jobs he's never worked, and a Nobel Peace Prize from wishful thinkers in Norway.

Public beer summits are held in the White House when he determines a cop has acted stupidly.

You couldn't write this up.

He once aspired to write multiple autobiographies before —in his 40's.

In them he explains how he'd cure narcolepsy in fellow classmates by just walking into the room and

How his teachers would raise their hands to ask questions of him.

He is the most delusional arrogant man in the world.

He drives into small towns across America in a new huge long shiny black bus with entourage fore and aft and appears so disparate to tell his people things are going just fine and outreaches to some with "Vamos Bien" —like some Latin American dictator or some Eastern European leader from the 1950's behind the Iron Curtain.

His arrogance is so, vaccines have had to be created prior to his visits. 

If he were to give you directions, you'd never get there.

He once challenged his reflection to a staring contest; on the third day he boasted that he'd won.

He is the most delusional arrogant man in the world.

Long ago, he once sought out to destroy something, something huge, something historic, just so he could conquer it...

Carlos, wow thank you sooo much.