Theodore's World

If she parachutes into my yard, Rabbi Mossberg and Mr. Ruger will send her skank ass packing.

It looks like that Dawg could take one of those skinny legs off in one bite. Go for it dog.

Me thinks the Dems are now very worried over the fate of their healthcare bill. Whether Speaker Pelosi wears the mask of optimism or the mask of pessimism, it is a very ugly mask.

Seems like nancy's grip on reality is more tenuous by the minute. I would put up a twenty to find out if there is something wrong between the headsets of this woman.

God, she is so damn pushy and bitchy! I could not stand working with her on anything-whiny little shit. She has no clue of the resolve of the American people. She is in for a very rude awakening. And come November, she is out as Speaker and Eric Cantor will be in (he is the minority whip right now).

Wild Thing what is hidden is power of life and death. That isn't overly dramatic. It is an open secret here in New England that the Democrats are spending the 25 trillion dollars of small business wealth that will have to transfer generationally in the next twenty years. They expect inheritence taxes of 10 trillion dollars on the death of the business founders, baring disease cures. They are thinking if someone cured heart disease and diabetes in the next decade that money would be delayed. There would also be the costs from pensions and social security which will continue until the earner's death.
They are thinkinng of that australian doctor who cured Stomch ulcers in the '90s. A decade increase in life expectany to the people would bankrupt federal vote buying programs.

Changed this to swap Hillary for Pelosi. Enjoy.

*America’s Smartest Woman*

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi said I am the speaker of the house. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America”. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The girl said, “That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest woman took my schoolbag.”

Thats a good one BobA. Perfect. Can you imagine, what Pelosi would look like after hitting the ground at a Terminal Velocity of 126 miles per hour, Sppppplat...What a waste of Botox, what a perfct ending. Now thats a movie I'd go to see.

Thank you everyone.

Avitar, good ponit, and your right about what is hidden.

Bob A., I like that. heh heh