Theodore's World

Al-Obama can't talk without the teleprompter and to be fair, in this case maybe his Blackberry was turned off.

I observed, here and there, many in the habit of servants, with a blown bladder, fastened like a flail to the end of a stick, which they carried in their hands. In each bladder was a small quantity of dried peas, or little pebbles, as I was afterwards informed. With these bladders, they now and then flapped the mouths and ears of those who stood near them, of which practice I could not then conceive the meaning. It seems the minds of these people are so taken up with intense speculations, that they neither can speak, nor attend to the discourses of others, without being roused by some external taction upon the organs of speech and hearing; for which reason, those persons who are able to afford it always keep a flapper (the riginal is climenole) in their family, as one of their domestics; nor ever walk abroad, or make visits, without him. And the business of this officer is, when two, three, or more persons are in company, gently to strike with his bladder the mouth of him who is to speak, and the right ear of him or them to whom the speaker addresses himself. This flapper is likewise employed diligently to attend his master in his walks, and upon occasion to give him a soft flap on his eyes; because he is always so wrapped up in cogitation, that he is in manifest danger of falling down every precipice, and bouncing his head against every post; and in the streets, of justling others, or being justled himself into the kennel. ~ Gulliver's Travels, Chapt. II Para. I

LOL!
My only question is why the window didn't become a door and open for Him?

Isn't that how they all get into a house in Chicago, through a window ? Easier to break into a house through a window that a door.

He is a first class putz.

One would think, I mean its only speculation, but don't most doors, even at the White House have handles on them. Even to the most casual observer wouldn't that make sense if there is no handle it is NOT a door.

I remember Presidents going back to Truman, and not one of them were this stupid.

Thats what happens when all the windows and doors are painted the same color. Afterall they are all white and don't they all look alike.

The press made fun of Bush for not being able to talk and for stumbling over his words. At least Bush knew the difference between a door and a window.

Ain't the First Amendment Great? Just Wait Mr. President you'll do even more dumb human stuff too. Being able to laugh at public officials without the fear of persecution is one of the MANY things that will continue to make America Great.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you trip into a sewer and die." Mel Brooks

Jack, now that is amazing. hahaha thank you.

Yankeemom, Hahahahahahhaha good one.

Mark, LMAO the " handle caper" where oh where is the handle.
OMG he can't see the handle how the heck can he run the country. hahahhahaaa

JohnE PFC U.S. Army, LOL yes I think he "dumb human stuff" list will grow a lot faster then our past presidents did.