Theodore's World

This clown has not even done a tour as US Senator. He has never called a committee meeting and has spent 1/2 of his term in office campaigning for President. Below is his resume.

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Too bad Obama's "tour of duty" doesn't include cleaning latrines and burning shit.

Yeah Tom, burning the 'crappers, That sounds like what this nitwit is suited for, 50% gasoline and 50% kerosene for a slow steady even burn to get rid of all the nasties.

Then take him out on a forced march for about 10 hours, with a 60 pound pack and rifle just to see what kind of a man he is. afterall if you are going to command the troops he ought to have some idea what the hell it is all about.

Too bad his tour of duty doesn't involve some actual- combat--LOL!!!

You are all spot on, he'd never cut, it even as a latrine orderly, why he'd only be burning up his own lineage. He has no respect for anyone but himself.
I would relish the sight of his bare ass in the moonlight doing the 40 yard low crawl with some ordinance landing around him with perhaps a nick or two.
Put him on an OP outside the lines for the night with the skeeters, the tigers, snakes, scorpions, centipedes and the enemy all around him. Aw hell he'd only be more of a babbling idiot than he already is.

Bob, LOL good one, Yes his page would be left completely blank.

Tom, now that is what he should be made to do. Gosh I would love to see him having to do that then ask him how he feels about his "tour of duty."

Mark, Hhaahhaha oh yesss a forced march and I will add to make it when the sun is at it's highest and add in the 80 pounds of gear our guys have to wear.

Cheryl, heh heh yes like getting shot at, oh just a wee little bit.

Jack, LMAO the image of his naked butt running has me laughing.