Theodore's World: Get Me from the Church on Time by Russ Vaughn

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June 03, 2008

Get Me from the Church on Time by Russ Vaughn



Get Me from the Church on Time
Russ Vaughn

I'm gettin' elected in November;
Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.
So plug in some stoppers,
I'll tell some more whoppers,
To get me from this church on time.

I'm gonna be there in November;
Just one more Hill left to climb.
She's kickin' up a rumpus,
Still trying to bump us,
So get me from this church on time.

I'll still be running in November,
If I can dodge the Clinton slime.
Billary's tryin' to tar me,
With their Blue Collar Army;
Please get me from this church on time.

I'm gettin' elected in November;
Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.
Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;
Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;
Just get me from this church on time.

I gotta make it to November,
Got to avoid the grit and grime.
If I dump the racist preachers
And fools cheering in the bleachers,
Will that get me from this church on time?


Russ Vaughn
Vietnam 65-66


....Thank you Russ.

Posted by Wild Thing at June 3, 2008 02:45 AM


Comments

Russ, you are funny and fabulous!
Good work.

Posted by: Lynn at June 3, 2008 08:25 AM


Lynn, yes he does good every time.

Posted by: Wild Thing at June 3, 2008 05:43 PM