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April 21, 2008
Saudi Cleric Extols The Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise ~ LMAO
Saudi Cleric Omar Al-Sweilem Extols the Breasts and Thighs of the Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise
LINK to VIDEO
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1741.htm
Following are excerpts from video:
"Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing! He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soflt, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face - praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheik! He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years!There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived! When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions.
They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here. He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah. He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come."
Wild Thing's comment........
LMAO I can't help it this is just so funny. He is jumping in his seat while he talks. hahaha
Posted by Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 03:50 AM
Comments
I guess that is the Saudi version of porn. No wonder Western internet porn sites get so many hits from the Mid Eastern arab countries.
Posted by: TomR at April 21, 2008 04:56 AM
I thought they weren't suppose to talk about women
in such ways in Islam.
And how do they know they're going to get a bunch of virgins in their version of Heaven anyway?
They sound like the Jehovah Witnesses who say only 44,000 will get to go to Heaven. Where did they come up with that amount? There's more than 44,000 JW's around the world.
Silly, isn't it?
Posted by: Lynn at April 21, 2008 05:08 AM
And WE are the infidels? This wahabbi wacked out camel jockey snorted too much sand dune powder and now he thinks he's the ... 'Frank Zappa of Stud Muffins?' Tell Ali Babble that KFC is also in Casbah Heaven: legs, breasts and thighs?
Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at April 21, 2008 05:13 AM
What he doesn't understand is these are the same virgins who have been around since the beginning of Islam. They are a little...um...well..."used" by now and not all that soft or ...erm..."fresh." They have black eyes from being punched out by the wife beaters in turbans.
Posted by: PeteSuj at April 21, 2008 08:06 AM
Omar Al-Sweilem and his camel.
Posted by: Jack at April 21, 2008 02:55 PM
Muzzie, hmmmn, Hussein Obama hasn't served the nation, he doesen't believe in the nation, he doesn't honor the flag or the Constitution, I believe you might be on to something. Lynn, perhaps Osama-Obama is a JW after all, an allah witness.
Posted by: Jack at April 21, 2008 03:03 PM
Tom, I guess it is, he is a total jerk and also some kind of weirdo for sure. haha What a mess their death cult is.
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 05:11 PM
Lynn it sure is silly. Their 72 virgins could look like Helen Thomas for all they know and beyond that there is no way I believe any of their baloney anyway. They will be very disappointed when they end up in some kind of allah hell when they die.
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 05:14 PM
Darth, LOL good one!
"Tell Ali Babble that KFC is also in Casbah Heaven: legs, breasts and thighs?"
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 05:16 PM
PeteSuj, LOL that is funny.
"What he doesn't understand is these are the same virgins who have been around since the beginning of Islam"
And yes they treat women horribly.
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 05:17 PM
Jack hahaa yes for as much time as they spend putting women down and their belief that women are less then what was it dogs or goats ro something..... this is just weird all is excitment and but I don't see this muzzie with a suicide belt on so he can't be that anxious. heh heh
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 05:25 PM
How in the hell does he know what they look like ? For all anybody knows they could be squat, fat and all have blue eyes. Ya know sorta like the harpys from San Fransicko.
Posted by: Mark at April 21, 2008 05:42 PM
Mark, absolutely. Code Pink types.
There's nothing sexier to an Islamist than a woman with black eyes. Bruises anywhere are a plus. No Vaseline? Of course not, they save the Vaseline for the livestock.
What the hell is a musk cushion? Do I want to know? Hygiene isn't this guy's strong point, so the musk is probably his. Try washing those cushions, Beatle Bomb.
Posted by: Rhod at April 21, 2008 05:53 PM
Damn, I can't get those musk cushions out of my head...In Shiek Land they probably come pre-musked from Musk Cushions 'R Us. Get 'em here, now with 30% more musk.
Posted by: Rhod at April 21, 2008 05:58 PM
The dude gets awful excited. I noticed he mostly keeps one of his hands under the table all the time. I wonder what he's doing?
Posted by: BobF at April 21, 2008 05:58 PM
He's musking his cushion, Bob.
Posted by: Rhod at April 21, 2008 06:01 PM
Bob, he keeps one hand under the table because all the hand maidens are part of the 72 virgins... and viola, instant hand maiden
Posted by: Mark at April 21, 2008 07:14 PM
WT if they all Virgins have teeth like Mookie's they probably put bags over their heads and if the virgin don't mind , then it don't matter.
You know when you think about it. Their big thing is these 72 virgins and who decides if the price Momoud(Joe) Raghead paid is worthy of the 72 Virgins, I mean, is there a derating system for how many virgins one Raghead gets over another. Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Mark at April 21, 2008 08:02 PM
Mark, Rhod, BobF.......
ROTFLMAO
I am laughing so hard at the things you all have said hilarous!!!!!!
I did notice that about his other hand under the table hahhaahhaha
Oh my gawd and yes if they all have teeth like Mookie. Yikes!
Not sure how the derating system works on worthiness. hahahaha
LOVE you all!
Posted by: Wild Thing at April 21, 2008 11:34 PM
Oral Sex is OUT in Wahabbiville since the Arabs don't believe in oral hygiene! Even if AHAB gargled in his OASIS for hours it wouldn't remove the stench...!
Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at April 23, 2008 01:23 AM
