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March 03, 2008
An Amish Farmer ~ LOL
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man yells back: "Use two hands. You'll get more water."
Posted by Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 12:45 AM
Comments
Then Ahab said, "Praise be to Allah... it looked like sh*t, smelled like sh*t and tasted like sh*t. Glad I didn't step in it!"
Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at March 3, 2008 04:58 AM
Funny!!! I love it!!!!
Posted by: Lynn at March 3, 2008 05:11 AM
Two Ahmish women were digging potatoes, and the first one picked one up and looked at it and said to her friend, 'This One looks just like one of my husbands testicles'. The second woman says, 'that big, eh'?
the first one responds, 'No, that dirty'.
Posted by: Mark at March 3, 2008 07:44 AM
Oh no, you have insulted islam. Now they will have to go to the trouble of issueing another fatah and getting "Rage Boy" to start a demonstration. Ha, ha!
Posted by: TomR at March 3, 2008 09:22 AM
That's hilarious WT.
The UN's late Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, who wanted legal human rights to be extended to great apes was dubbed by her biographer as "the woman who redefined man". It occurs to me that she spent her life studying the wrong apes. Has anyone looked at that simian example, Iran's Ahmajinedad and at the muhammedan's behavior, they are like a pack of babboons. Charleton Heston's "G'd damn you all to hell" line in Planet of the Apes is most appropriate, it was uttered because of the 'apes' destruction of civilization.
Posted by: Jack at March 3, 2008 02:25 PM
Darth, giggle.....praises be.
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 04:55 PM
Lynn, I am glad you like it too. I laughed so hard.
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 04:56 PM
Mark, Hahahhaahaha good one!!!
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 04:57 PM
Tom oh yes that ole Rage Boy. hahaha
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 04:57 PM
Jack oh my ghosh he DOES look like an ape. hahaha
And they say he smells horrible too. I forget when I posted about it but they call him stinky.
hahaha
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 3, 2008 04:59 PM
