Theodore's World

Funny, when it's super cold out, it's "Climate Change," but when it's super hot out it's "Global Warming."
You know, where I live, it's been really, really cold and snowy this year. And it's suppose to be this way in the winter time! That's why they call it winter.
And it gets super hot in the summer like it's suppose to.
Of course, it's climate change. The climate changes with the seasons--any elementary school kid could tell you that.

I don't know, WT. There was a long article about this a couple months ago in some archaeological journal...said that global warming would INCREASE zombie activity. These scientists are all over the place on everything. And for once, Helen Thomas is keeping her mouth shut.

But the Canadian Space Agency (there is one, eh?) reports that Flux Density Values of the sun are so low that a mini ice age is possible. The Great Coldening is coming, according to the MacKenzie Brothers.

Maybe Theodore's needs a Zombie Watch.

I meant DECREASE. Sorry.

The signs that the "Zombies" carry bear a chilling resemblance to the signs seen in Hard-core Marxist parades celebrating Mao, Kim-Jung-Il ,Castro etc. IMHO, I doubt that Obama is currently a Muslim but he could be a racist and he most certainly leans toward Marxism. Not good at all.

There will be a catastrophic increase in global warming if the Democrats win the White House. Then, not only will there be an increase in zombie activity, but also vampires and Cal Berkely students. We must not let this happen. Vote Republican!

Does that mean more unwashed democrats will be lossed in New York City...

But Bill Clinton says he has the answer,,, Just slow donw the economy then we won't leave such a large carbon footprint... Maybe someone should leave a large footprint right in the middle of his forehead.

Zombies yes, they know the gummint will pay for the costs, whoopee!!! now let's all go and have a Latte at Starbucks.

Global warming, the communist's tax scheme to cripple the most industrious and self reliant nation that has ever been, to fund the Communists of the United Nations in it's global take over. Since 1933 this nation has been sold out. Here is what Communism promises and what's in store if the muzzies take over. We still have a choice but for how long?

I disagree that global warming will cause an increase in zombie attacks. The zombie attacks have been here for a long time. Just look at the damage the attacks from the following zombies have already done. McCain, Clinton, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Murtha, Kucinich, Algore, and Ron Paul. Stupid voters cause an increase in zombie attacks not global warming.

McCain had 26 years to stop Pork Barrel $pending... He couldn't care less about illegals crossing his Arizona Republic's border until ... now? He tried to stop the Bush #43 tax cuts twice? He's against waterboarding islamofascist terrorists? One F'N ZOMBIE, eh?

Lynn, hahha the kids are smarter then the Gorebies that's for sure. And kids are much more honest then Gore ever was too.

Rhod, LOL I love it. OH let me see I would have to make a special Zombie Watch bear I think. heh heh.

Thanks Rhod. giggle

Hassen bin-Sober, yep all those dictators have that zombie brain. hahaha Glad we haven't had one yet. Close with the Clinton's but now we might have one in our future, very concerning.

Tom, that's right, vampires too. hahahha

I am laughing but I am serious too. They are like vampires sucking our tax dollars and using up the social security money like the dems did for 40 some years. Dems are the reason for all things bad. sheesh

Mark, unwashed is right. yuk. I like that idea to happen to Clinton.

Jack thank you somuch for that link. I never saw that before.

Les,like your list, what a bunch of freakie zombies they are.

Darth, for our side of the asile he (McCain) would win top zombie for sure.