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March 22, 2006
This Guys Towel Is On Too Tight
Muslim leader: Israel bird flu punishment from Allah
Gaza preacher says during weekend mosque services bird-flu virus found in Israel last week was sent by Allah to punish the Jews for being the ‘worst of humanity’ and is the beginning of the outbreak of other diseases meant to destroy the Jewish state within the next 20 years; 'pray for Allah to dry out the sexual organs of the Jews,' he adds.Sheikh Abu Muhammed, an imam at the popular Al-Tadwa mosque in Beit Lahia north of Gaza City, went on to ask Muslims at his Friday night Sermon to pray for the sexual organs of Jews to "dry out" so they cannot reproduce.
"Praise Allah the bird flu has hit the Jews. It came because of their sins against the Palestinians; because they are the most cruel enemy of humanity; because they are themselves the enemy of humanity; because they don't believe in Allah; because they falsify the book of Allah; because they cheated the prophet Muhammed; and because they cheated Allah and even their own prophet, Moses," Sheikh Muhammed was quoted as saying.
"This bird flu will be the beginning of diseases which will hit the nonbelievers. Please Allah keep hitting the enemy with more diseases. This is no doubt the beginning of the end of the Israelis. Like (late Hamas spiritual leader) Sheikh Yassin said, 2025 will be the end of Jews. This (bird flu) is the sign," said Sheikh Muhammed, according to congregants.
In his mosque speech, Sheikh Muhammed reportedly went on to explain Allah decided to "hit the Israelis with birds," since birds are mentioned in the Quran as a tool used to defeat infidels.
Muhammed made his comments in spite of predictions the virus found in Israel may surface through migrating fowl in the nearby Palestinian territories.
Wild Thing's comment........
I suppose this is why the Bird flu has hit Indonesian (Muslim) nations so hard. Now I get it........ Allah hates birds! Kill all Birds! Birds are the infidels! If we can not kill Americans, let us kill the evil infidel BIRDS!
Israel has doctors, hospitals with equipment, culture, society, and BRAINS. The All-Ass idiots have rags on their heads, bags on their women, and are just plain STUPID besides being evil. The 21st century beats the 7th century everytime.
Posted by Wild Thing at March 22, 2006 12:55 AM
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Allah is pissed off at the Jews..so he hits them with birds and dries out their sex organs? Why doesn't this chicken fart just write "IDIOT" on a card and nail it to his forehead?
I'm guessing that Allah, in those idle periods between urging parents to blow up their children and Israeli pizza parlors, could devise a better plan to defeat Jews than:
A) Allowing the Jews to create a modern culture in an arid desert in less than fifty years, along with the third most powerful army in the world, and..
B) Creating as their enemies a collection of nose-picking, cretinous murderers incapable of manufacturing a toothpick without a Marshall Plan from The West.
Yeah. Allah has it all together on this problem. Now the Bird Blitz and the Sex Organ Krieg. It's all over for the Jews.
Posted by: Rhod at March 22, 2006 07:36 AM
Good one Rhod!
I love this "Creating as their enemies a collection of nose-picking, cretinous murderers incapable of manufacturing a toothpick without a Marshall Plan from The West."
hahaha
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 22, 2006 07:59 AM
Let's just disregard the fact that bird flu came into the Holy Land on the back of some dirty, stinking arab who snuck in through the borders of gaza.
Posted by: LindaSoG at March 22, 2006 11:35 AM
Hi Linda, they should have shot him. Good target practice shooting Arabs as far as I am concerned. Yes I said that in print so handle it Arabs! k-pow!
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 22, 2006 01:49 PM
Why is it that they can say ANYTHING and get away with it? What complete morons.
Posted by: Tyler D. at March 22, 2006 04:06 PM
Hi Tyler, they sure can and they do it all the time. As long as the world does not take a complete stand against this kind of thing it will continue I think.
Thank you for commenting.
Posted by: Wild Thing at March 22, 2006 05:17 PM